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"I would have told him to go to hell with gasoline drawers on!"

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Send Someone to Hell Today



It is now possible to send yourself or someone you know deep into the pits of Hell to live a terrible life after death, but how?

Reserve A Spot In Hell is here for the sole purpose of allowing you the opportunity to secure yourself (or someone else) a spot within the depths of Hell. We understand that some people would rather live a life of crime and trickery and Heaven just doesn’t sound too appealing. Maybe the idea of floating around in Heaven, holding hands and singing songs doesn’t sound like your thing and you would rather be indulging yourself in hardcore drugs, consuming massive quantities of alcohol and committing all sorts of random acts of violence and crime. Or maybe you have someone that you don’t like and you want to make sure they suffer for the rest of their life. Either way, we are here to help.



Finally, here’s your chance to reserve and guarantee a spot in hell before the time actually comes to go!

How would you feel if the end of your days came, and you were told that you needed to report in to the pearly gates. You had been waiting your entire life for this. Every moment was spent doing good deeds and loving those around you with the hopes of one day getting into Heaven. You finally make it through the gates and you realize you want to grab a drink with some old friends, but you find out they don’t have any alcohol. You then begin a search to find some good porn movies, but those aren’t anywhere to be found either. Hell, you can’t even find a TV set. You then realize the things you enjoyed in your earthly life aren’t anywhere to be found. If only you had reserved your spot in Hell, this wouldn’t have been a problem. Now you are forced to spend the rest of eternity being happy and smiling. Or let's look at it from another angle. Maybe you have an ex-wife or mother in law who did you wrong during your time on earth but you figured they were on a one way path to Heaven, and you want them to suffer in Hell. Rest assured, they can, and will. We can fulfill these wishes and we guarantee it.



What sounds better, singing songs and reading books in Heaven, or taking shots with strippers in Hell?



We’ll let you decide


So by now you may be wondering 'How is this possible?’ To this day we are the only OFFICIAL distributor of reserved spots in Hell. Because of our authentic affiliation, we have the ability to change fate. We are directly associated and sent down by The Council of Departed Souls, the one and only governing body in Hell, to provide you with one thing and one thing only: a secure, straight shot pass directly to Hell.



No more uncertainties – someone’s going down!



We are so sure of what we have to offer that we pair all of our reservations with a 100% money back guarantee. Perhaps the idea of causing trouble interests you but you don’t think you have done enough wrong in the world to justify a traditional trip to Hell, or maybe you think your ex-girlfriend is on a track to Heaven. No worries. We deliver results. Reserve a Spot In Hell understands that things happen and is willing to give you your money back if someone doesn’t make it down. Don’t worry though and consider this fact:



Less than 0.000001% of our reservation holders have had problems getting themselves or someone else into Hell.



Reserve a spot with confidence





CHECK OUT OUR PACKAGES BELOW



ESSENTIAL PACKAGE
Our original exclusive kit gives new meaning to the terms ‘go to hell’ because we can actually change fate and send somebody there. This kit includes everything needed to transport one individual directly to Hell and includes our 100% money back guarantee.



Includes:



BULLET Demonic issued certificate of reservation, officially registered in Satan’s Log™ and prepared on flame-proof material.

BULLET A one way, free-fall ticket to Hell. What better way to get there then a non-stop, direct drop?

BULLET The Official Hell Identification Card so you can get around without getting hassled.

BULLET Hell 101 mini informational guide, outlining things you need to know to survive the nightmare.

(more, much much more)

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"Polite Ways to Tell Someone to Go to Hell"


One Way Ticket To Hell via the Hellevator Cost: $6.66 and up

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Reservation Packages

All purchases from ATicketToHell.com are sent via HellEx™, The only express mail service direct from Hell. Reservations can be sent anonymously or with your name in the return address section.

A cover letter.

A One Way Ticket to Hell
A single ticket that allows the holder to take the Express One Stop Hellevator™ directly to Hell. This is a great way to tell someone to "Go to Hell" with flare!

All pieces are sent in a HellEx™ Envelope. (more, much much more)